Shit jobs and More Madness from a Very SICK Mind

Pirma ni Kim Chiu sa Maduming Shirt

2012-02-21T18:11:00.000-08:00

Fake Bands and Albums

2012-02-05T23:00:00.000-08:00

Meme Shit and Fontshitz

2012-01-09T23:23:00.000-08:00

Fontsnitz and Shitnitz

2012-01-09T23:17:00.000-08:00

Bang Bust

2011-11-23T19:46:00.000-08:00

Sa Wakas Napasama Din Sa Gawa Ng Anvil

2011-11-22T19:57:00.000-08:00

Nandito ang isang dagli ko na pinamagatang... "The Case Of Dr. Pimentel"

I've Got Sole...

2011-11-07T22:53:00.000-08:00

Armed Struggle

2011-10-21T04:23:00.001-07:00

... Meanwhile at 55 Maginhawa

2011-10-01T02:28:00.000-07:00

Ang bangko namin ay gawa sa kaparehong materyales na eroplano ni Wonder Woman.

Celebrity Photobombed: Mercedes Cabral

2011-09-13T20:18:00.000-07:00

photo by: Jason Pineda

Binitin ang Kuwento... Itutuloy Bukas.

2011-09-13T19:58:00.000-07:00

Tales From The Creep... Photos from The Creeplers Archive

2011-09-13T19:46:00.000-07:00

Photos by Jason Pineda

Cheesing-Cheesy ang Cheesy!

2011-09-12T04:08:00.000-07:00

Cheesy kahit wala si Ian Tayao o si Ocho.

Celebrity Photobombs: Norman Wilwayco

2011-09-11T23:36:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Photobombs: Mercedes Cabral

2011-09-11T23:32:00.000-07:00

Celebrity Photobombs: Franco Reyes

2011-09-11T03:30:00.000-07:00

Aliens

2011-09-10T01:38:00.001-07:00

Words

2011-09-10T01:35:00.000-07:00

Plank-Owling

2011-08-23T01:48:00.001-07:00

Sick Picture Of The Day: August 23, 2011

2011-08-23T01:47:00.001-07:00

Sumusuporta Kami Kay Deo Cruz!

2011-08-22T22:47:00.001-07:00

Mga larawan mula kay Anna Cuevas, Jes Aznar, Burn Belacho at Muffet Sta. Maria

Lahat ng Tinatakbo Ay May Satan Sign

2011-08-19T23:11:00.000-07:00

Shopwise, Cubao circa '80s

2011-08-04T23:25:00.000-07:00

Alam namin kung ano dati ang Shopwise sa Cubao.

Lahat ng Sinisimulan ay Tinatapos

2011-07-31T19:54:00.000-07:00

Ultramen Saved Bored Office Workers

2011-07-30T00:24:00.000-07:00

Bored? Scanner to the rescue!

Bored? Photoshop to the rescue!
Movie poster by Sai Ruidera

Planking is Dead

2011-07-29T20:42:00.000-07:00

This is planking...

... and this is the new shit...

reverse planking.

Always With You...

2011-07-23T00:16:00.000-07:00

Bob Marley is...

2011-07-23T00:14:00.000-07:00

... no longer Bob Marley.

Galing DITO ang larawan.

Picture Unrelated

2011-07-18T19:57:00.000-07:00

Hanggang ngayon, di ko parin mapagtugma ang relasyon ng picture sa tugtugan nila Vlad.

Ang Hutt ni Zarah

2011-07-06T21:52:00.001-07:00

Pinoy Redneck Country... Sumi Etivac Represent!

2011-07-05T01:23:00.000-07:00

My Neighbor Totoro

2011-06-21T09:25:00.001-07:00

Astronaut Singlet

2011-06-08T21:31:00.001-07:00

Mabibili sa Bookay-Ukay sa halagang P335.

KM64 Tulagalag: Mga Makata sa Panahon ng Krisis

2011-06-01T23:14:00.001-07:00

Si j.luna ay ang alter-ego ni John Robert L. Luna. Siya ay isang puta ng corporate world at alipin ng mayayamang intsik. Sa kasalukuyan, nilalako niya ang kaniyang panulat sa karimarimarim na mundo ng marketing. Subali’t gayunpaman, may mga naisulat na rin siya para sa kaniyang sarili at nalathala na ang kanyang mga maikling kuwento at tula sa The Philippines Free Press, The Philippines Graphic, Monday Magazine, Playboy Philippines, Fudge Magazine (R.I.P) at sa A Feast Of Short Stories (Anvil/De La Salle 2011). Isa din siyang lisensiyadong guro na gradweyt ng Philippine Normal University.

Suportahan Niyo Kami... at ang Fuseboxx

2011-06-01T19:28:00.000-07:00

Meme Generating Is A Pun Activity

2011-05-18T00:48:00.000-07:00

Isang Masayang Inuman

2011-05-17T03:15:00.000-07:00

Nagkuwentuhan kami kagabi ng aking pareng Giorgio...

tuwang-tuwa si Solenn sa mga kuwentong alien.

Former PR Not Broken

2011-05-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

Not bad... At least I'm faster than 1,330 other 21 k runners.

Photobombers... They're Doing It Wrong

2011-05-11T00:53:00.000-07:00

Tula Para sa I Am Lino Brocka Project ng KM64

2011-05-11T00:08:00.000-07:00

Self Portrait

2011-05-10T20:37:00.000-07:00

Apocalypse by j.luna

2011-05-10T06:34:00.001-07:00

Do not,

no,

never

touch their

rotting skin,

or let

their kind

touch

your

open sores-

one of them,

you'll be.

Ne'er let them

hear your sighs

cries

screams-

because by droves

they will come-

A howling sea of

rotting sludge:

the dessicated,

the mutilated,

the decapitated-

a wall of dead bodies,

living-

collapsing on you.

The last thing

you'll feel

before everything turns black

are human teeth

tearing your guts.

(I Is Evil by June Nora)

Sa Mayo 13... Patatakasin Natin Si Ericson Acosta

2011-05-10T03:25:00.001-07:00

Fill In The Blanks With Baby James

2011-05-06T04:49:00.001-07:00

Baby James Loves Mongol_ _d

With You Always...

2011-05-05T22:57:00.000-07:00

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Boss Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

To Asgaard We Shall Fly!

2011-05-02T23:34:00.000-07:00

By Odin!

With Jew Always

2011-05-02T19:46:00.000-07:00

"Always with you, always with me..."

The Only Thing That's Happy In My Work Station is...

2011-04-30T03:46:00.000-07:00

The Sarcastic Can Opener...

He is constantly laughing at me (especially during crunch times).

With You Always

2011-04-29T19:46:00.001-07:00

"With You Always"

Revenge by : Gino Borja and Charles Igoy

2011-04-28T22:39:00.000-07:00

They took them away from me...

... now, it's Time For Revenge.

Photo by Yogi, Manipulation by Gino Borja, Model: j.luna

The Challenge

2011-04-28T21:15:00.000-07:00

(Pretentious tattoo from a pseudo-intellectual hipster)

Kaya mo ba'ng ilagay sa isang linya, isang oras na pagkikita, isang session na kuwentuhan, sentence, status message, paragraph, twit, matinong usapan tungkol sa buhay o masayang inuman ang mga salitang:

Bob Dylan, Literature, The Beatles, Haruki Murakami, Beat, Surrealism, Avant-Garde, Quentin Tarantino, Alan Ginsberg, Nietzsche, Marx, Atheism, Agnosticism, Gaspar Noe, Pasolini, The Clash, The Catcher in The Rye, Art, Punk, Little Prince, Indie, mga concert na napuntahan mo, Philosophy, LP collection, Comics, Albert Camus at Existentialism atbp

nang sabay-sabay? In any order? At one time or the other? In installments?

Kung OO,

wala kaming pakialam.

..I...

With You Always

2011-04-28T03:07:00.001-07:00

Tunay Na Lalake Kodak Moment

With You Always

2011-04-28T00:38:00.000-07:00

Ako'y nauuhaw...

The Chin Episode 1 Revisited

2011-04-27T20:47:00.000-07:00

The Chin: Version ni Kinoks

2011-04-27T19:39:00.000-07:00

The Chin Special Edition

2011-04-27T03:58:00.001-07:00

The Chin

2011-04-26T04:57:00.000-07:00

With You Always

2011-04-25T03:34:00.001-07:00

Pangarap Ko'y Di Maabot... Dahil sa Bawal na Gamot

With You Always

2011-04-25T03:31:00.000-07:00

Magdalena, Ikaw Ay Pinagpala.

Another Sabwatang Tomas At Onin Tribute

2011-04-24T23:57:00.000-07:00

We Are The Guapings!

2011-04-24T23:13:00.000-07:00

422: Beer, Space Cakes and Joints

2011-04-24T18:27:00.001-07:00

The organic fun, THC love and good vibes doesn't end with 420...

...it spills over to the following days...

... bury me in smoke.

Another Published Poem

2011-04-19T22:29:00.000-07:00

The wholesome version of my poem, "Copy" is published in the April 23rd issue of this magazine:

This is my 4th published poem in a 6-month period.

Aliens Protect Me From Overtime Boredom

2011-04-19T05:50:00.000-07:00

My Kicks and My Books

2011-04-18T20:51:00.000-07:00

I do admit that I have a lot of these shit at home...

...and more of these shit.

Also, I'm a published poet and (sometimes award-winning) fictionist, and these accomplishments won't be possible if not for reading books. To tell you the truth, I've read almost 300 titles in the past six or five years.

But, I do admit that what these shit bring me is just a shitload of intellectual discourse from a shitload of hipsters and pseudo-intellectuals. To tell you the truth, those peeps who flaunt what they read, as if it would impress every motherfucker they meet on the street and pose in their photos with their books are quite a pitiful lot. Believe me, such intellectual posturing won't take anyone a level up the "whoa!" ladder.

In my own opinion, it's enough that people know that you're a wide reader. But, who cares if you're romancing a Marcel Proust or a Baudrillard in your Facebook avatar?

Don't get me wrong, I do talk about books and I do enjoy people who enjoy talking about books, but, I only enjoy these conversations when we're doing it at the right occasion or when I'm talking with the right people.

Now, to get back at those people who tag me in their most poser of photos, I'm gonna post pictures of my babies (these photos are a bit outdated, my horde of kicks have grown since these photos were taken), just to show that we are on a different plane when it comes to what we are into, and I don't fucking care about their collections.

And here's a partial list of what I'm seriously interested in:

1. Beautiful and HOT women

2. Beautiful and intelligent, being HOT is a plus, women

3. Extreme and Heavy Metal Music

4. Running

5. Writing poems and fiction

6. Beautiful and Hot women who are not necessarily intelligent

7. Weight training

8. Sarcasm

9. Shoes, jeans and shirts

10. Books

Isang Haiku para sa KM64 Tulagalag Project para sa 100 Years ng Nestle

2011-04-18T03:58:00.000-07:00

This is My Weapon

2011-04-18T03:35:00.000-07:00

When it comes to running, I owe this motherfucker a lot.

Thank you child laborers in Vietnam.

Isa Sa Pinaka-Importanteng Naituro ko sa Aking Mga Mahal Na Estudyante

2011-04-17T22:33:00.000-07:00

... ang MAMAKYU.

Ano Ang Gagawin Mo, Pag May-Pulis sa Likuran Mo?

2011-04-17T20:48:00.001-07:00

Dwarfino: j.luna X Sai Ruidera (Mix Media/Digital Manipulation)

2011-04-15T20:17:00.000-07:00

College Years

2011-04-14T22:18:00.000-07:00

Unhappy Horse

2011-04-14T05:23:00.001-07:00

Workmates Fail

2011-04-12T19:02:00.000-07:00

Para sa mga bobo, i-click ang larawan upang makita ang pinalaking kabuuan.

The j.luna Peg

2011-04-09T08:05:00.000-07:00

Let Bigots Be Bygones and Tolerance Tolerated for a Better Understanding of a Better Future for a race of Former Xenophobics by j.luna

2011-04-07T21:30:00.000-07:00

Management Fail

2011-04-06T19:46:00.000-07:00

Sugod Mga Buwitre by j.luna

2011-04-06T02:35:00.001-07:00

Strictly no Photoshop.

Sando by Sai Ruidera

2011-04-01T23:59:00.000-07:00

Sabwatang Tomas At Onin: Pirated

2011-04-01T20:05:00.000-07:00

pr0n, s3ckS and fAp

2011-04-01T19:56:00.001-07:00

I See Dead People

2011-03-31T07:04:00.000-07:00

T-hree NL: The Bookay-Ukay Trinity

2011-03-29T02:57:00.000-07:00

Former president, Ronald Datan, incumbent president, Dan Gaffud and j.luna

Work In Progress: FEAR

2011-03-28T19:43:00.001-07:00

Fear

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear.
H.P. Lovecraft

“I am scared,” he tells himself. He needs to pee and the pain in his abdomen starts to become unbearable. But, he won’t dare get out of his bed. He hears the weird noises and grunts of the bogeymen that live inside his closet and the symphony of demons dying to get inside his room to tear his puny bones and eat him: the honking horns of the passing goblins, the ticking of gnomes and the rumbling noises of speeding trolls. All of these fill his mind with horrendous images. From time to time, strange lights appear from the window, which he still sees though his whole body is covered by a blanket.

The boy remembers the stories his granny, mummy, daddy, and everyone told him about the monsters that inhabit the bamboo trees in the backyard, who eat the unfortunate and stubborn children who makes the grave mistake of wandering there. The black dwarves who eat noisy children, the tikbalangs who kidnap kids who don’t eat their veggies, the aswangs that creep on the roof looking for their latest victim, preferably those fond of eating cheese curls, roam and fly around his room. The man on the moon who eat the brains of children who don’t want to take baths and the gremlins who rip the flesh of those who lie, steal, those who are greedy, and those who stay up late…

Cold sweat forms on his brows. He starts to shiver. He hears the laughter, the wailing and growls of the critters who are threatening to kill him…

He closes his eyes, but he cannot force himself to sleep.

“They’re here!”

The sharp fangs, the long and sharp claws- approaching. He feels their presence- coming closer and closer. Closer and closer. His whole body is drenched with sweat. The red flaming eyes, the long tongues, the ooze dripping from their deformed mouths- The pain rushes from his abdomen to his neck choking him. His head begins to swirl. The laughter, the screaming- the torment! He can feel them clawing his sheets. They’re here! They’re here! His heartbeat thumps loudly, ready to explode at any moment… THEY’RE HERE!

“MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! HELLLLLLLPPP MEEEE!”

The door opens and the light switched on. Mommy.

She approaches him and feels his bed. She touches the sheets.

The crack of the belt against his skin is sharp:

it leaves welts and scars.

“I am scared,” he tells himself while walking home from school. In his mind, thoughts clash against each other: he wants to go home, watch TV and eat but he is afraid of passing through the alley: the only way home.

He is fat, small, slow and weak. Hesitation lies in each of his heavy steps burdened by his intense fear and his huge, bulky backpack which tire his round body and makes him slower. With each step he hears the teasing, the laughter and the taunting.

“PORKY!” Angel said.

“BABOY!” Mark shouts.

“BABOY!!”

“OINK, OINK TABA!!”

“BABOY BABOY BABOY!!!!!”

“FATTY!”

“FATSO!”

“BABOY BABOY BABOY!!!!!”

“TABABOY!!!”

With the hustle and bustle of the passing cars and the honking of the puto peddler’s horn- with the shouts of the vendors hawking their goods in the sidewalk stalls: each voice scream shout laughter whisper sound noise mock him.

All the world’s fingers point at him and in unison they exclaim the dreaded word:

BABOY!

He walks on. His heart beats fast inside his fat chest.

He bears the discomfort and torment of the images that soar through his mind: the bigger and stronger kids. He sees himself standing in the middle of a circle small, weak and overshadowed by the towering children that surround him. He shakes in fear as he sees their menacing grins. He shakes in fear and feels the fists falling on his nape, the blunt force of kicks landing on his butt, the choke holds, the pinches- with each heartbeat he feels the harsh words, the wedgies, the pulling down of shorts, the chasing after them who run off with his bag or his shoes. He walks on. Fat, drenched in sweat, slow. With his tiny steps he reaches the feared place.

The place he is now is just a few meters away from his house.

“If I run fast, the kids will not notice me.” He takes a deep breathe and run he did with all his might fast lightning fast strides which are impossible for his weight I must get home quick quick faster and faster starting to lose breathe but must run his house getting nearer and nearer he will make it he will he tells himself a few more steps a few more steps a few more

“Pssst! Come here fatso!”

He is standing in the middle of a circle of large kids shaking.

“You look so scared Piggy! Hahahahahahaha!”

III

“I am scared,” he tells himself

Shoot sa Haybols ni Romeo Lee

2011-03-28T19:24:00.000-07:00

Romeo Lee, Sye Lopez, Ivan Zaldarriaga, Chantel Garcia, Brandon Relucio, Dan Gaffud, Nica Peralejo, j.luna in the haus.

21 Kilometers: Hindi Parin Maayos ang Buhok Ko Pagkatapos ng Mahaba-Haba Ding Paglalakbay

2011-03-28T00:02:00.000-07:00

21 k Race results from Bazumedia: John Robert Luna, with bib number 726, finished the race at 1:54:16. 130th overall sa 1,011 runners (881 ang kumain ng alikabok), 114th sa male category (825 runners) at 34th sa age group na 20-29 (198 runners).

Tinatapos ng Tunay Na Lalake ang anumang sinimulan.

Ang Tangkang Pagkitil Kay Dagang Kanal ay Epic... Fail

2011-03-21T18:45:00.001-07:00

Ito ay hango sa isang pamatay dagang kanal na nabili ni workmate Sai Ruidera sa isang hardware sa Santo Tomas Bukid, Pasig.

SHENLI

MOUSE-LAND

STICK TRAPSIS HORMIESS IN BADY

Romantic rat night life

The charming dashing

habit is many

The on the way fortune

upons the strange monster

Miserably and miserably

and miserably!die

A THE CONTACT

NAMELY GLUE

ROUND UP ALL AT

ONE FELL SWOOP

Workmates Fail

2011-03-21T18:39:00.001-07:00

Para sa mga bobo: I-click ang larawan para makita ang mas malaking larawan upang mas madaling makita ang nais ipahiwatig ng mga larawan.

Facebook My Photos FAIL

Sound trip FAIL

Sicks Picture Of The Day (3/16/11)

2011-03-15T23:27:00.000-07:00

Sicks Picture Of The Day (3/15/11)

2011-03-14T20:43:00.000-07:00

She's not emo...

Yo Dawg

2011-03-14T02:59:00.001-07:00

Yo Dawg! I heard you like records, so I put a record in a record in an ad for a record, so you can listen to a record while you listen to a record in a record.

It's A Sign!

2011-03-14T02:06:00.000-07:00

TRUE BROWN STYLE

2011-03-13T20:46:00.000-07:00

r3PrAz3N+Z!

Sicks Picture Of The Day (3/14/11)

2011-03-13T20:33:00.000-07:00

They just don't know what to do with themselves...

Sick Pictures Of The Day (3/11/11)

2011-03-10T23:14:00.001-08:00

100 and 6 Word Stories...

2011-03-10T22:36:00.000-08:00

The Kid

The kid just stood there in front of the booth that sells neckties and cufflinks. It was a Saturday afternoon, and the mall was filled with people- but he just stood there- not minding occasional bumps from passersby. Standing there, he looked like a monument. Standing there, he looked like a tiny god. His presence however, made some of the shoppers uncomfortable. Everybody knows that the kid is up to no good. Then, the unimaginable happened. He took out a cigarette and lit it. A security guard came, dragged him out and said, “We’re doing this because We love you”.

-j.luna

(100)

The Invasion of Pervasive Species Stopped by Sheer Sonic Madness

Death Metal saved him from aardvarks.

-j.luna

(6)

Sick Pictures Of The Day (3/10/11)

2011-03-09T22:43:00.000-08:00

Wassup Esse.

Sick Picture Of The Day 2 (3/9/11)

2011-03-08T20:44:00.001-08:00

Sick Picture Of The Day (3/9/11)

2011-03-08T19:19:00.000-08:00

Basagan Moment (Again)... Featuring Vlad of Pentavia

2011-03-07T00:44:00.000-08:00

Hale Satan!

2011-03-04T23:02:00.001-08:00